fuckyeahretailrobin
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “I DON’T NEED YOUR LIFE STORY”Bottom Text: “FOR WHY YOU DON’T WANT TO GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL”]
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I don’t care if you were here “just a few days ago”, or that I “already have it” (chances are I don’t), or your spouse was just in here, or you don’t have one (you’re paying with a credit card and have a cellphone in your hand, you have one don’t lie to me).
Just give me a simple yes or no, thank you. I got shit to do, or a line that’s ever growing, so the quicker our transaction is done, the better.

See also: If I ask if you have a store loyalty card, and you say yes, but then tell me you can’t remember the phone number or email it’s under “so just forget it” just fucking tell me you don’t have a card

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I DON’T NEED YOUR LIFE STORY”

Bottom Text: “FOR WHY YOU DON’T WANT TO GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL”]

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I don’t care if you were here “just a few days ago”, or that I “already have it” (chances are I don’t), or your spouse was just in here, or you don’t have one (you’re paying with a credit card and have a cellphone in your hand, you have one don’t lie to me).

Just give me a simple yes or no, thank you. I got shit to do, or a line that’s ever growing, so the quicker our transaction is done, the better.

See also: If I ask if you have a store loyalty card, and you say yes, but then tell me you can’t remember the phone number or email it’s under “so just forget it” just fucking tell me you don’t have a card

fuckyeahretailrobin
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “NO AIR CONDITION.”Bottom Text: “NO WATER ALLOWED”]
I work in a popular retail chain, where they don’t find it necessary to use  AC in the summer. Sadly, we live in a dessert, so it is always hot. Always. Management recently reinstated a rule: no water is allowed on the floor with us. If we would like water, we can get it from the drinking fountain or wait until our breaks. I’ve been told it is a safety hazard and “not brand”.  If we want to carry it on the floor we need a doctors note. Who has money to get a doctors note for water?!?! But all the customers can walk around with their Starbucks, and soda?! I swear i’m dehydrated every day when I work. 
Screw this place. You can fire me over my damn water bottle.

The place I work is air conditioned, but still doesn’t allow water bottles at the register without a doctor’s note, or according to a coworker if you’re sick/have a cold or something.
It’s complete bullshit. I get so dehydrated at work, and I have to run back and forth to the damn drinking fountain like once every 20 minutes. They do let you have cough drops/hard candy at the registers but it’s like really dude? what if I don’t want to eat 8 cought drops per shift

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “NO AIR CONDITION.”

Bottom Text: “NO WATER ALLOWED”]

I work in a popular retail chain, where they don’t find it necessary to use  AC in the summer. Sadly, we live in a dessert, so it is always hot. Always. Management recently reinstated a rule: no water is allowed on the floor with us. If we would like water, we can get it from the drinking fountain or wait until our breaks. I’ve been told it is a safety hazard and “not brand”.  If we want to carry it on the floor we need a doctors note. Who has money to get a doctors note for water?!?! But all the customers can walk around with their Starbucks, and soda?! I swear i’m dehydrated every day when I work. 

Screw this place. You can fire me over my damn water bottle.

The place I work is air conditioned, but still doesn’t allow water bottles at the register without a doctor’s note, or according to a coworker if you’re sick/have a cold or something.

It’s complete bullshit. I get so dehydrated at work, and I have to run back and forth to the damn drinking fountain like once every 20 minutes. They do let you have cough drops/hard candy at the registers but it’s like really dude? what if I don’t want to eat 8 cought drops per shift

fuckyeahretailrobin
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’m going to tell yous omething you may not like”Bottom Text: “You’re getting fat”]
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I work at a grocery store where we get a fair amount of regulars. I’ve been there for 3 years so many of these regulars recognize me. One day this elderly man get through my line who is one of these regulars and says to me “I’m going to tell you something you may not like.” So I laugh a little and smile because sometimes the older men like to flirt a little. But no he says, “You’ve gained a bit of weight around the middle since the last time I saw you”. I’m so taken aback by this I don’t even know how to respond. Eventually I get my wits about me and just say, “oh, okay” and finish his transaction. I still cannot get over the gall this man had to say that to someone he doesn’t even know.

I wouldn’t have put up with that shit. I might get paid to kiss ass but I don’t get paid enough to be insulted. I would have told the guy if he’s going to say mean things like that he can move to another line.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.


Top Text: “I’m going to tell yous omething you may not like”

Bottom Text: “You’re getting fat”]

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I work at a grocery store where we get a fair amount of regulars. I’ve been there for 3 years so many of these regulars recognize me. One day this elderly man get through my line who is one of these regulars and says to me “I’m going to tell you something you may not like.” So I laugh a little and smile because sometimes the older men like to flirt a little. But no he says, “You’ve gained a bit of weight around the middle since the last time I saw you”. I’m so taken aback by this I don’t even know how to respond. Eventually I get my wits about me and just say, “oh, okay” and finish his transaction. I still cannot get over the gall this man had to say that to someone he doesn’t even know.

I wouldn’t have put up with that shit. I might get paid to kiss ass but I don’t get paid enough to be insulted. I would have told the guy if he’s going to say mean things like that he can move to another line.

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Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

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god, bieber is such a prick

(via mrsweasley)

So, to the anonymous person who donated 23 bucks to me, you bought me 15 dollars of gas, a dozen eggs, and a sandwich. I almost cried when I looked at my gas gauge and it said I have half a tank of gas. I can’t remember the last time I had that much gas. You rock, anonymous dude